Friday, January 30

there was psl session today. as in me as the psl.

id say it was pretty sucessful except for the fact tt i 4got to bring my psl shirt so i had to run down to the 1 i class and find my senior praying she had extra but she didnt so i had to run n find ms ling but she said ok go find mrs ho so i did n she recorded my name and class down and said ok u r juz embarrassing ueself cuz u r goin to stand out among the psls so i said sorry n went back. hey im learning sth from the neighbouring woman thing.

aiyah so sian to type. go watch tv liao.

anyway if u are reading this pls tag at teh tagboard. it appears to be rather s t a g n a n t.

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 8:27 PM

Thursday, January 29

im at a geog lesson now. in the com lab. mrs bok is toking. im blogging. how evil...how bad.

we were having a debate wif mr ng yesterday. abt why n wat. wat the hell man. he was insisting on the why n we were insisting on teh what. BUT the gd thing is we wasted 2 whole periods of maths n he didnt give us anyhw. which was gd.

i distinctly remember tt this guy makes very gd analogies. abt this guy hu splashes hot n cold water on monkeys, and he says it represents using pencils to write. i suppose im not as clever as tt highly in telligent man.

yesterday we were doin bunny hops *ka-boing ka-boing* im sorry its getting to my brain.

yawn...im so tired. now im lying on my table listening bout mrs bok crap sth bout back breaking rice planting.

rice rice rice rice rice

bah.


spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 11:41 AM

Tuesday, January 20

im chewing on this particularly hard piece of dried mango, but tats not the point.

today was the 1st day of lim shiew horng. she looked the same as i remember her. she was wearing this avacado-milkshakey colored dress, which i have nv seen anything remotely resembling it except maybe on my ahmah's shirts. then she had this mike thingy which she straps around her waist to produce tat sickly voice of hers. yar yar...im goddamned biased abt her, but her face really irks me man. cant she juz lyk attempt to SMILE, or at least dun frown so much. sheesh man.

after sch there was supposed to be a psl meeting outside the cluster training room. and apparently the cluster room has 2 doors, strategically located at both sides of the hall. i went to both n saw no one there, so went to eat lunch. i dun care lar...next time dun find such a ulu place to meet lar. alamak...

then aft lunch we went to huiyi's hse. the 1st thing she did was to scare nick wif the cat. the 2nd was to kinda trap darren in the toilet wif the cat. until he shouted at her to remove the cat b4 he was goin to come out. and as we figured out we needed darren's help wif the project, we let him out. aw....

ok, then we kinda messed up her parents' room a little. a lot. we didnt finish the ferrero rocher, we left a couple for her. well i did, i dun noe bout the rest. hmmm. then we emptied her sunkist orange juice, ate half a packet of tomato and herbs flavoured lays, half a tin of popcorn (well they call tt stuf popcorn...but im not too sure).

=fast forward cuz im lazy to type=

then we had this ingenioius idea to play super soakers downstairs. i changed into this super stretchy shirt of hui yi's, n some pants/bermudas/shorts/watever. i decieded to slip it over my pe shorts cuz i was lazy to change. anyway, it couldnt get TAT wet, rite?

wrong.

its not a gd idea to give 4 kids 2 soakers n 1 pail. really. we started out rather mildly. juz sparying n stuff. then we decided to push each other into the pool. huiyi. nick. me. darren. chronological order. i suddenly started to feel tt my pe shorts were well, starting to get a little wet. oops. i ended up hanging it up on this metal bar thingy.

after tat, we started to slide on our knees, since the floor was getting kinda...yar...wet. red elbows. red knees. bruise on my leg.

then we went up n dried ourselves wif towels, fans, hairdryers, aircon, watever. i got pretty dry, except 4 the fact tt my underwear was sticking uncomfortably to my butt. nick n darren borrowed pants frm huiyi. i shall juz say tt huiyi has a dif fashion sense as me. darren was wearing this seemingyl luminous blueish thing, n nick was wearing denim.

huiyi got into this really short pair of pants n this really long shirt. bad combo. then she walked us to the mrt on her blades. she tried to blade over this fat pole thingy, wif her legs apart. 1st one went well, altho she had to raise 1 leg alittle. 2nd one was not so well. she kinda lyk picked the tallest one instead of the 2 short ones. and yar, she was balanced in this rather uncomfortable position, wif her legs on one side of the pole n her arms on the other. amazingly she didnt wham her head on the ground or smash out her teeth.

luckily my mum didnt notice my rather wet clothes.

super soakers! woooooooooooh!

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 9:03 PM

Saturday, January 17

sorry ppl. 4 some funi reason i couldnt sign in to blogger *sheesh* n most of the time i was pretty busy. i tried diary-x but couldnt get the template goin properly, so i gave up n returned to gd ol blogger. i shld try to ignore the fact that i have to refresh most of the time when i sign in, u get directed to newblogger.com when u go to blogspot blogs bout twice a week, n nicole lost her entire entry, n sometimes u cant sign in. ill try to.

oh well, so today was flag day. ok it was kinda fun. we had this tin can to collect $$ in, n we had to go around smiling at ppl n repeat "gd afternoon, can u pls donate to ymca?"

me n nick met this pair of lesbians holdin hands n strollin down the road. frm far away, i was goin woah-his-pectorials-r-great-man, but when i went nearer, i went *oh*. they made us did the ymca dance b4 they could donate. lesbians r interesting specimens. hmmm.

the 2nd pair of lesbians didnt donate, but they juz kept walking along. the male-ish one was pretty handsome. -_-

some ppl were damn ap lor. there was this auntie ah, my mouth havent open then she jab at her sticker n go "CAN U SEE THIS" lyk duh am i blind or sth, i didnt even ask u to donate lor, auntie. tsktsktsk. then theres this another auntie a, ask her donate she stick her hand in her handbagf, then when i follow her she go lyk "CANT U C IM IN A HURRY" relac lar...some ppl a. aiyoh. tu xie a.

then theres this cute cute angmoh tat went "oh!!!!hu r u collecting for????? oh!!!!! ymca!!!!! all right!!!!!!" chao enthu. but at least she donated. n another angmoh called me a little lady. coughCOUGHCOUGH

then me, nicole, nick n darren filled 4.5 cans between us. nick collected the most lar...cuz hes so cute than everybody all c him cute donate to him. no offence. really. at first me n nicole went to the traffic light there n met n qiang all the sheng yi frm this gal hu was selling $10 tickets. so we soooo kind to her n decided to move to the mrt station instead. grin. then we found nick n darren hu had mysteriously disappeared while ago, n went to 7-11. aft darren bought mineral water n coke, n nicole bought sportade, we went to this marvelous place where they were giving out free drinks of heaven n earth green tea. we emptied 9 cans between us.

we had to hold our cans upside down as darren's was buldging n mine was starting to have some dents. we went macdonalds to eat ice cream which was only 25 cents each. go eat everybody. except 4 ppl lyk mark hu goes 4 stuf lyk haagen daz *however u spell tt*.

oh ya. we made up this nice cheer 4 amanda that i tot could do wif a little publicity.

kebabs!
so cool!
sandwiches!
so cool!
hot chocolate!
so cool!
zhiwen!
so hot!
zhiwen!
so sexy!
zhiwen!
so yours!

hope u readin this hor ama, but dun tell zhiwen k? later he rugby tackle me than i die a...

then we went plaza singapura to eat dinner. i shall not describe wat js was eating except tat it was eggs, teh n toast. wif a little flavouring.

then we bugged mark on the mrt ride to tell us hu he lyks. n he turned out to be somebody tt he said he didnt lyk when i asked him 2 mins ago. ill nv understand mark. sigh.

so cool!

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 9:29 PM

Friday, January 9

today got pe.

we played bball. yay. apparently the teams were rather unbalanced. me, sb, eugene, yuhui vs darren, ying xian, wen quan, n mark. we won duh. our team all lyk tall tall one except a certain somebody. darren was lyk the hero of the other team. he scored most of the shots. stupid underbasket pro. i wish i were gd at underbasket...sigh. siva was helping them during the full court thingy, which was kinda tiring. i managed to get past him ONCE, ok not bad liao lar, hes gd ok.

i scored a couple of shots. tats nice. i stil cant layup properly. sigh...

ama sprained her ankle today. she REFUSED to let me carry her bag 4 her down the stairs, n chose to hop down wif the back bouncing on her back. poor ama. gte well soon.

nth much to say (ok, my entries ARE getting shorter), except tml got eds. hopefully we will get to play some bball.

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 8:19 PM

Thursday, January 8

nth much happened today.

we were plannin to play during recess but unfortunately siva n the ah pek (dunno his name lar) were stuck to teh courts. so we went kampong n played some erm...volleyball there. since i have already given up on volleyball long long ago, i decided not to play as i will probably end up in causing everybody to fetch my nice balls.

aft sch me, munyi, vina, eugene n tian cheng stayed back to do the maths thingy. tian cheng was tryin to mess up my hair, which has proven to me totally unmessable, only resulted in my hair loss. then my freakin watch decided to stop working. we shook it (me), threw it (tian cheng), banged it against a chair (eugene) but it doesnt appear to work. sighs. now my parents went to quarrel wif the watch shop auntie for givin me a faulty batt.

tomorrow will be a gd day. double recess + pe. woot.

i noticed my blog entries have been gettin shorter n shorter. maybe its me, or maybe life is juz gettin more n more boring...

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 8:39 PM

Wednesday, January 7

sheesh.

today we took our height n weight. i am 39 kg (ooh grew heavier) n 147. 147... ttg measured 148 i think. so apparently i shrunk huh? dear siva, it would be gd to have ur eyes check, or have a lesson wif miss khoo to learn bout paralex error...

my bball sucked. i havent beem playing in the hols except for in sch. my mum thinks tt bball makes ppl collaspe frm heatstroke n skin cancer. ok fine, there was this day when i nearly had a heatstroke BUT tt was bcus the bball court was half covered by a tent. no u dun call it a tent, i dunno wats it called lar, the big big covering u use for pasamalam lar.

siva was pretty gd lar, first dunno how many weeks can play bball. im probably gonna lyk him until the napfa (which he calls ippt) part when we have to run. im not gd at running.

ppl, do visit the garfield movie website...

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 3:23 PM

Sunday, January 4

first day of sch.

woke up at lyk 5.45. went to sch by my father's car. in tat light green psl tshirt. walking cabbage.

arrived at sch n saw a large bunch of cabbages, so i joined them.

we were suppoed to lead the blurblur sec 1s to their classes. they very easy to recognise one lor, socks longlong, skirt/pants highhigh, top button buttoned, hair neat neat one ah, confirm sec 1.

then we went 4 flag rasing n felt lyk a total idiot being the only speck of green in front, excluding the sec1s lar.

ms lai wasnt here. she was married yesterday...wonder wat they did last nite to make ms lai unable to come to sch...interesting.

our timetabel pretty much sucked in my opinion. sau wee wee hcl teacher. dun tink im gonna lyk her much. darling mr ng is maths. (drool mark drool...) 2L got mrs koh goddamnit. science teacher is the lovable mrs lim shrieu horng (pronounced lim shrew HORng). 2L got mr ng. wat the hell is tat man. im gonna fail my science. but on other tots, i might get reely gd grades, cuz i cant bring myself to look at her, n ill juz spend the time lookin at my book or the board n keep takin notes.

now im gonna go add some music.

spewed from the mind of Yvonne at 10:44 AM

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