chewing on an egg sandwich now. as my dinner. no im not on a diet. ppl on diets basically dun go to other ppl's hses and empty tubs of ice cream, coke, choc fudge, jack n jill chips etc. i normally am rather unable to eat anything proper aft going to vinas hse.
we went to her hse to do the history project today on mr f. pronounced as far-ku-er, and not another rather unpleasant word tt when said will provide mdm john wif great pleasure in pumping you. sorry, did i say "do the history project"? i guess i did. i had meant "play tug-of-war on neopets *very vigorous coughing munyi* and play ggxx and eat ice cream and drink coke and comment on eugene's horrible shirt wif little cartoon buses and trying to get a rabbit to ring a bell. we kinda finished the project in teh sense tt we assigned stuff 4 everybody to do n if needed arrange 4 another project meeting some time later.
btw i figured out i pretty much sucked at ggxx. i can only use one pathetic character properly, which was the hulky looking guy. whats his name again? p-sth...nvm. according to munyi he was supposed to be representing me very well cuz he is like twice as tall thrice as wide and ppb ten times as heavy as the other characters. i supposed she was trying to be ironic. hmmm. ill think abt tt sometime.
then when we were abt to go william was apparently playing dead. which meant he was like lying in his cage. i had always thot tt meant he was SLEEPING but vina's mum said he was playing dead. n speaking of william, i am suddenly reminded of tt time when vina threw him in the toiet bowl. ok fine, he fell in himself but what vina was thinking whne she put her rabbit on the floor when theres this gigantic hole half filled wif water in the ground i dun noe. nvm.
vina says shes gonna get a new rabbit soon. as for the name, she said she was "thinking on the lines of millie". ahem. millie. millie millie. fine. i was thinking of williama.
williama.
cute...
oh my god my mums pmsing man. we went to darren's house to do bislab some time ago. i arrived home at 7.45. i tot it was ok cuz i had arrived home at close to 9 on sch days b4 n all she did was to smile sweetly at me.
OH BUT NO. she decided to scream at me 4 watching porn vcds (no tts not a spelling error of any sort or my very bad vocabulary) oh yeah PORN VCDS. she got tt fantastic idea frm the stale (recent to her cuz she reads the papers 2 days aft but tts beside the point) piece of news tt some guy brought porn vcds to sch n was stupid enuf to get caught. woah woah. nice imagination girl. did i juz say girl? im sorry. then aft i convinced her tt i was NOT watching porn vcds and darrens mum will ppb call the police if i did, she began to think tt the biz lab project was fake. oh yes. i was cookin up this fake project (which she conveniently 4got she had paid 60 bucks for) tt we had to do so i could go to ppl's house to watch porn. she shld have been a writer. aft i kindly reminded her of the $60 she paid, she took a new stand. she wanted to complain. to mdm shu. whom i dun noe anything abt except she is a teacher and i female and is incharge of bislab. so my mum was trying to get me to tell her how to tok to mdm shu. so i told her she had to take 2 busus to dhs, walk in, go to the guard, get her name written down, go to the general office, sign in, get a pass tt says VISITOR, go to the staff room, figure out where the intercom is, find out how to use it, or get a duplicate of a teachers thumb, scan it and go in, find mdm shu and tell her tt her child had been doin a project at a friend's house and she wishes to complain.
and she said ok, she "ming tian yi ding hui qu zao lao shi".
fine. frm past experience, she would ppb suffer frm a headache and decide not to go.
i was wrong, when i tried to niao her abt why she didnt come to complain, she said she was not having a headache but was instead feeling dizzy for the whole day.
hah. i win again.
as u may have noticed, ive not used a single swear word in this whole entry.
clapclapclapclap.
all thanks to mdm E john hu has enlitened me.
it is not all right to say stuff lyk what the h***! and s***! but its fine to say ppl are "old goats decomposing in the sun" *cought vina* as tt phrase shows a "good grasp of the english language". ah. enlitenment.
n i learnt a new word today. sial. not the rocky sial, but the vulgar language sial.
it is pronounced as cee-aw-l, and not cee-ah, as mdm john carefully pointed out. u use it lyk "what sial, i handed up already what..." courtesy of mdm john.
ah...
sial...
another boring day (dun u ppl get tired reading this?) today. so i shall blog abt yesterdays events. and btw i seem to b listening to a lot of simple plan. argh. their songs are ringing in my head
aft ip we when to play bball. ended up playing blind mice cuz there were lyk 30 ppl playing soccer at the bb court. we played blind mice and some mature ppl tot it was too childish n playyed bbal wif the soccer abll flying around. no offence, but i dun c y having 30 guys pumping soccerballs right at u is not "traumatizing", while playing at teh playground is so "traumatizing". sigh.
then on the way to kfc, audrey said she could "feel blood in her nose". woah. scary. so she kinda dripped blood on the way. when we reached kfc she disappeared into the toilet. aft a while darren said she could have fainted frm loss of blood. n since he was supposed to be frm sj, i went in to check on her. there was this rather impatient looking lady standing there. soon nicole joined me and togather we took this huge, as in HUGE , wad of toilet paper in case her nose bled again. so darren was trying to make her lean forward and audrey was leaning backwards cuz she said it would be disgusting if the blood kept flowing out and darren said its supposed to flow out and its ok and audrey said this is kfc and darren said its ok and audrey finnaly leaned forwards. and the bllod stopped. sj de jiu shi sj de.
goin to have my dinner now. i noe its kinda lyk 9+ now but i woke up at 11 today, so i had my lunch at lyk 4, so its pretty normal to have my dinner now.
god muz hate me...
muscle ache.
bball.
capball.
soccer.
volley.
bah.
so sian. how come everydays getting so sian. haiz. maybe im getting depression.
falling asleep. tml got ip.
sian...
nth special today so i shall blog abt the boring everyday events
english. commercial. for string. 5 cm long. 1000 of them. dun ask abt it.
hcl. did worksheets. sau was wearing this vertically striped RED shirt. it made her look even fatter and shorter than she is. oh by the way, we estimated tt her bmi is abt 36 (75 over 1.43 squared). ahhh. unhealthy.
recess. played a little vball. as usual i juz stood there n zo bo and create stray balls.
geog. rice farming. malaysia. kedah. irrigation. river. padi. nw. se. the other way round. watever. im confused.
science. science test. lets gloss over this portion.
maths. oh btw i 4got to blog abt mr ng. hes gone and ms tans replacing him. yeah man. indices. standard form. apples. monkeys. aarons legs. gameshow. i wun miss him.
so sian. my life is getting boring. or maybe its juz me...
oh i forgot, s2 eds peeps (or ppl hu noe any eds ppl) hu are reading this, pls pass me ur bdaes and any other s2 eds members bdaes so tt i dun have to walk to all ur classes. thx.
screw you ernest.
what the heck is wrong wif you man. juz becus you cannot cycle, the whole cohort has to GO ON FOOT. and do u noe how b-i-g tt place is. we r goin to walk, on our two legs, instead of sittin comfortably on our bikes. cant you like at least OFFER to juz use the smaller bikes wif the training wheels, or suggest tt sau wee wee cycle you on the funny 2-person bike, watever u call it. oh no, you had to go "ke shi wo mei you xing qu mah! ni men ye shi bu xi huan ke xue na xie dong xi mah?" i dunno wats wrong wif you, but even if we dun lyk science, we dun lyk make you do all our experiments for us or sth rite. and there was sau going "bu yao chao. shui zai chao jiu bu ke yi qu!" juz becus of her darling ying zhe ah, everybody is goin to have muscle aches and dirty shoes and get tired and hungry and thirsty.
i bet if it was aaron hu couldnt ride a bike she probably would juz tell him not to go lor.
teachers pet.
D A M N Y O U
on the way to aarons house we were deciding to write a petition to mrs koh to complain. but i bet if we really write it, saus gonna lecture us on how to treat our FRIENDS wif respect, love and care, to ti liang ying zhe, to give in to him, to make everybody unhappy cuz her darling will not try and learn sth i learnt in 1 day and munyi learnt in 30 mins.
on a lighter tone, aarons house is quite nice, although i think its a bit too white. we were planning to play majong, but everyone had given away their mahjong, and aaron threw away his transparent mahjong which apparently costs 200 dollars. i had assumed in all my life 200 bucks could buy 10 mahjong sets, and mahjong were not transparent. weird.
so we ended up playing bball and volley instead, at the bball court which has 2 hoops at different heights, and volley at a tennis court. i love tt court. i can almost touch the hoop, and i think aaron can slam dunk except the rim will break. so fun. darren n nick were trying to teach me n aaron how to play volley.
...
nvm, i shall juz say it wasnt THAT successful. then we all tried to jump over the tennis nets w/o using hands. the first time i tried i almost got stuck in a rather uncomfortable position which probably would have resulted in extreme pain. almost. the 2nd time i tried my leg got stuck. the 3rd time i tried i jumped clean over. tt was gd except for the fact tt i landed on my toe. yes. thats bad.
nick jumped over by doin a split thingy. woah. gymnastic guy.
sam jumped over too but i think he sprained his toes oso.
then we went home. btw nick has a very nice bike. drooling man. it cost a little less then twice the cost of mine. its bigger bt 2 inches. it was pretty nice to cycle, except the handlebars are rather loose, and when everyone dumped their files in the basket i couldnt really control it. darren can do bunny hops and he says his friend can do a wheelie and jump while doing it, jump and turn the bike around. man i suck. sheesh.
which brings us back to the topic of ernest. how bout ending this entry with a note to ernest...
S C R E W Y O U
yesterday was the eds reunion thingy. and those ppl hu didnt go, U SHLD HAVE. it was so fun.
well aft the eds meeting at 8.30 in the morning, i went to have ny passport renewed, so i can go uk *WOOOHH* theh aft tt i had to follow my fathers car to siglap becuz i didnt noe how to get there. tt means i arived there at 3. we were supposed to meet at 5.30. tt was bad.
so i basically loitered around siglap centre which probably consisted of lyk 3 shops. then i bought a newpaper n went to pizza hut to read. btw liverpools gonna win the everton match ok peeps.
where was i? oh ya, finally it was 530. yvonne s2 was the first here. she was wearin this cute piglet slippers. then piss girl came. she was in this weird long flowing white skirt and PINK blouse. i mean, whats wif the color sense? strawberries n cream? cmon man.
basically the ppl arrived aft one another. even jeremy came wif sb and mark.
i was sitting at the same table wif tristan, vanessa, and audrey. we ordered some set meal which cost 42 plus bucks.
we were laughing through the whole dinner. then we decided to mix all the stuff on the table together. fun. not for the waiter hu had to clear up after us.
when we turned back to the table, the receipt was gone. apparently vanessa put it on a chicken bone (?????) and they cleared it away.
i suggested not paying and they kinda agreeed. but after that our dear honest audrey dragged us back to foot teh bill. plus gst and service tax blah, it was 12 dollars per person. woah. tts very honest.
then we took a couple of photos. this faulty camera kept us smiling until our cheeks ached but stil couldnt take the picture.
then we took a bus to parkway. then me sb n js got seperated frm the rest becuz of mark, and wat im doin wif the 3 of them in the 1st place i dunno. so we went to the arcade to find them. and viola hu shld we meet at the arcade but my parents. i bet she thinks im dating 3 guys at once or sth.
then we played a while and went home.
.eds.eds.eds. SO COOL!!
