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ok. now. i have a funny feeling this is gonna be a rather looooooooooooong entry, so i decided to split it up. into nice readable pieces.
day 1: the godforsaken wet muddy mosquito-haven place, which they call ubin
part 1: still in school
changed into bermudas and track shoes and the white nightgowny thing they call a t-shirt. listened to a talk/presentation by these 4 ppl. gd thing was they switched off the lights. nice and cool and perfect for sleeping. bad thing was the teachers. nice pics tho. really cute. I LOVE BATS.....oh no tt sounds like mark.....ok anyway, we went to changi jetty by bus.on the way aaron was commenting on the nasi lemak there tt was so cheap and nice. agree with the first part, it cost onli 2 dollars. as for the secong part, well. coincidentally the first time i tried it i happened to get this half-cooked ckicken wing with blood in there. and feathers. as in feathers. oh well.
part 2: the jetty
started raining. got on a boat. audrey was commenting on how beautiful the sea was. i reminded her abt the amount of vomit ppl have puked in there. she gave me an ugly look. well well. aft abt 15 mins or so we reached ubin. it was still drizzling when we got there. then it started raining. pouring. cats and dogs.
part 3: mother nature
one word. rain. rained when we got there. rained while we were walking. rained while we were having lunch. rained while we left. they gave us this booklet (well they called it a booklet) which was rather nicely binded (leaving like 1 mm of space for every page) and had this nice red backing (which apparently was painted or sth cuz it kinda turned pink in teh end and the inside pages turned red). oh well. at least we saw a lot of plants n creatures. i like spiders. we waded thru this stretch of ankle deep water. sau didnt even bother to roll up her jeans. the water level reached up to her knees. oh the courage. then we had lunch. lunch=mamee+wang wang+choc chip cookies+roller coaster frm amanda+twisties frm amanda again+more choc chip cookies frm darren. sandy koh would freak out.while we were enjoying our lunch this huge wild boar poked his nose frm the wall. so she was so cute. i suppose it was a she. her name is priscilla. chinese name is wei wei. so sweet. reminds me of somebody tho.
part 4: departure
so. we departed. amanda was walking in teh rain as apparently she tore (erm...) her raincoat. so kind ol me offered to share my umbrella with her. until i saw mark. wif an umbrella. llokin at amanda. then i realised. oh how could i. just when mark had this terrific chance. oh ive sinned. so naturally i decided to atone for my horrendous act. let amanda stand in teh rain and allow mark to *oh* save the damsel in distress. so selfless. so noble. ended up wif amanda clutching my wrist. omg. i told her zw would kill me. oh mark oh mark. sadness. changed into sch shoes at the jetty. gloated at the ppl hu didnt have nice dry comfy shoes to change into.
part 5: mainland s'pore
changed into dry clothes. had our dinner. shared cai tau kueh wif tian cheng and amanda. i think tian cheng and i each ate twice as much as amanda. poor ama. we were like eating non-stop n picking up the food at an amazing rate. amanda was like picking the food up piece by piece. chew. swallow. pick up another piece. we spilt the cost evenly tho. must be fair what. then i bought 2 goreng pisang. 40 cents each onli. not as nice as the one i always eat but really cheap.
part 6: home sweet home
mum started pmsing again. abt my bag being wet, and my clothes being wet, and my shoes being wet. grumbled abt "shen me mi week", complained abt the stupid teachers hu didnt cancel the trip cuz it was raining, regretted tt she got me to join gep in the first place as she would rather me stay in sch the whole day. stuff like tt. actually it was rather funny as shw was having a sore throat and had lost her voice. so she was screeching in this rather hilarious voice which i tot was pretty amusing. found my ivp consent form at the bottom of my bag. wet. and brownish. and torn. it looked like a piece of old parchment and i thot it was rather cool. i dun think lim would think tt. i scanned it and printed it. looked rather ok except for the tattered sides.
day 2: rubbish burning ash producing place, which they call tuas; ash dumping island, which they called semakau
part 1: bus ride
evanessence evanessence evanessence evanessence evanessence evanessence. argh. cant stand her. shall not comment more in case some evanessence fanatic decides to niao me.
part 2: tuas place
listened to this briefing thing abt where the rubbish goes and stuff of tt sort. by this guy called ivan. got a bottle of newater. had to put on this helmet thingy that is supposed to protect you from screwdrivers falling from above. well. took us on a tour to see rubbish. yiwei was goin "oh look its cai xiang, oh no its just a tire"
part 3: bus ride no. 2
ate my lunch on the bus. lunch=4 slices of bread. sandy koh would love me. took pictures of ernest sleeping on terences lap which from the side profile looks really homo. rather boring.
part 4: white ferry thing
finally. we reached the jetty. bought a huge acket of super ring. it cost $1.20. i normally buy it for 90c ents or 1 dollar. hmph. stupid uncle. anyway before i calculated how much more expensive the super ring was, half of it was already gone. hmmmmm. i finished the other half. drank a little of yue zhis coke. crushed it on the ferry. supposed to look and recognize the various islands and mark them on the map. semakau was this teeny little thing which was unnamed and unmarked on ot map.
part 5: semakau
went to the canteen to eat lunch. canteen=big white room with windows and tables and chairs. ate a lot of ruijies pringles, a little of ahma's bee hoon which i seriously suspect had gone bad, and a tiny bit of aarons milky bar which i found out i was supposed to share it wif caixing right aft i popped it in my mouth. listened to this guy mr lim/lee giving this presentation. half of the class were asleep. half were half-asleep including me. mark was taking notes. got another bottle of mineral water which tasted nicer than most mineral water.
part 6: old mangrove and new mangrove
started to throw rocks/stones/pebbles onto the ground to break them. mine split into 2. aaron broke one wif his finger. woah. scout jiu shi scout. looked at a lot of shells/snails and seeds and this nice flower crab and mudskippers and herons and ALGAE. stepped in a pool of it by accident (algae, not herons). turned the sole of my shoes yellowish-greenish-brown.
part 7: white ferry thing again
on the way back i figured out yuhui couldnt really finish her snack. so i helped her. hey, i shared wif audrey and yue zhi and mark too ok. then we started jumping and touching the ceiling of the ferry. then we started jumping and touching the ceiling of the ferry wif out heads. then we started singing i am cow. then barney's i love you (i like tt song ok...i like barney). basically we were getting a little high. it must be the rubbish.
heard we are goin tioman next year.
chinese speaking thingy today. we spent abt half and hour flying around the sch looking 4 nick, hu apparently had mysteriously vanished. found him in the canteen. drinking honeydew juice. bah.
it was basically talking abt this girl called wei wei which coincidentally is a certain teachers name. she died in the end. we flopped it. period.
cap ball.
volleyball.
cap ball.
volleyball.
etc.
went to kfc to celebrate tristan's bdae. the cake was *slurp* HEAVENLY. i onli managed to smear tristans faced once as the cake was already rather small. for the first time in my life, i found out kfc had bbq sauce. it is the sauce tt comes inside of the bbq turkey bacon burger. i (and aaron hu recommended the sauce in teh 1st place) was dipping cheese fries complete wif cheese and mayo in to the sauce and slurping it down and licking out fingers afterwards. tt got tristan chionging to the toilet when he touched our hands and remembered we had licked them. he was going "u licked ur fingers. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............" which was pretty ironic as there were lyk posters goin "finger-lickin gd" all around us.
bbq sauce...
im missing you already...
garfield.com got a revamp. lalala. now it looks so cool. click on the link at the side wif the striped orange blob looking thru his legs and has LINK! in big blue/orange/red letters across his butt.
btw, its vinas bdae tml.
have a great bday vina!
and do remember to continue baking those great brownies.
anyway i 4got to blog abt tian cheng's brownies. there are absolutely LOVELY. he added too much choc powder, but i lyk it tt way. but sadly his brownies arent crispy and gooey at the same time like vinas.
wooooooooooo!
keep on baking.
add more choc powder next time plsssssssssssssss. they taste mumch lovelier tt way.
better stop talking abt tt. i notice a large puddle of mysterious drool-like substance on my table.
ice cream dude came back today. aw shucks. i nv loved ms tan more.
oh he was vanilla today.
brownies.
vanilla.
hungry...
chewing on an egg sandwich now. as my dinner. no im not on a diet. ppl on diets basically dun go to other ppl's hses and empty tubs of ice cream, coke, choc fudge, jack n jill chips etc. i normally am rather unable to eat anything proper aft going to vinas hse.
we went to her hse to do the history project today on mr f. pronounced as far-ku-er, and not another rather unpleasant word tt when said will provide mdm john wif great pleasure in pumping you. sorry, did i say "do the history project"? i guess i did. i had meant "play tug-of-war on neopets *very vigorous coughing munyi* and play ggxx and eat ice cream and drink coke and comment on eugene's horrible shirt wif little cartoon buses and trying to get a rabbit to ring a bell. we kinda finished the project in teh sense tt we assigned stuff 4 everybody to do n if needed arrange 4 another project meeting some time later.
btw i figured out i pretty much sucked at ggxx. i can only use one pathetic character properly, which was the hulky looking guy. whats his name again? p-sth...nvm. according to munyi he was supposed to be representing me very well cuz he is like twice as tall thrice as wide and ppb ten times as heavy as the other characters. i supposed she was trying to be ironic. hmmm. ill think abt tt sometime.
then when we were abt to go william was apparently playing dead. which meant he was like lying in his cage. i had always thot tt meant he was SLEEPING but vina's mum said he was playing dead. n speaking of william, i am suddenly reminded of tt time when vina threw him in the toiet bowl. ok fine, he fell in himself but what vina was thinking whne she put her rabbit on the floor when theres this gigantic hole half filled wif water in the ground i dun noe. nvm.
vina says shes gonna get a new rabbit soon. as for the name, she said she was "thinking on the lines of millie". ahem. millie. millie millie. fine. i was thinking of williama.
williama.
cute...
oh my god my mums pmsing man. we went to darren's house to do bislab some time ago. i arrived home at 7.45. i tot it was ok cuz i had arrived home at close to 9 on sch days b4 n all she did was to smile sweetly at me.
OH BUT NO. she decided to scream at me 4 watching porn vcds (no tts not a spelling error of any sort or my very bad vocabulary) oh yeah PORN VCDS. she got tt fantastic idea frm the stale (recent to her cuz she reads the papers 2 days aft but tts beside the point) piece of news tt some guy brought porn vcds to sch n was stupid enuf to get caught. woah woah. nice imagination girl. did i juz say girl? im sorry. then aft i convinced her tt i was NOT watching porn vcds and darrens mum will ppb call the police if i did, she began to think tt the biz lab project was fake. oh yes. i was cookin up this fake project (which she conveniently 4got she had paid 60 bucks for) tt we had to do so i could go to ppl's house to watch porn. she shld have been a writer. aft i kindly reminded her of the $60 she paid, she took a new stand. she wanted to complain. to mdm shu. whom i dun noe anything abt except she is a teacher and i female and is incharge of bislab. so my mum was trying to get me to tell her how to tok to mdm shu. so i told her she had to take 2 busus to dhs, walk in, go to the guard, get her name written down, go to the general office, sign in, get a pass tt says VISITOR, go to the staff room, figure out where the intercom is, find out how to use it, or get a duplicate of a teachers thumb, scan it and go in, find mdm shu and tell her tt her child had been doin a project at a friend's house and she wishes to complain.
and she said ok, she "ming tian yi ding hui qu zao lao shi".
fine. frm past experience, she would ppb suffer frm a headache and decide not to go.
i was wrong, when i tried to niao her abt why she didnt come to complain, she said she was not having a headache but was instead feeling dizzy for the whole day.
hah. i win again.
as u may have noticed, ive not used a single swear word in this whole entry.
clapclapclapclap.
all thanks to mdm E john hu has enlitened me.
it is not all right to say stuff lyk what the h***! and s***! but its fine to say ppl are "old goats decomposing in the sun" *cought vina* as tt phrase shows a "good grasp of the english language". ah. enlitenment.
n i learnt a new word today. sial. not the rocky sial, but the vulgar language sial.
it is pronounced as cee-aw-l, and not cee-ah, as mdm john carefully pointed out. u use it lyk "what sial, i handed up already what..." courtesy of mdm john.
ah...
sial...
another boring day (dun u ppl get tired reading this?) today. so i shall blog abt yesterdays events. and btw i seem to b listening to a lot of simple plan. argh. their songs are ringing in my head
aft ip we when to play bball. ended up playing blind mice cuz there were lyk 30 ppl playing soccer at the bb court. we played blind mice and some mature ppl tot it was too childish n playyed bbal wif the soccer abll flying around. no offence, but i dun c y having 30 guys pumping soccerballs right at u is not "traumatizing", while playing at teh playground is so "traumatizing". sigh.
then on the way to kfc, audrey said she could "feel blood in her nose". woah. scary. so she kinda dripped blood on the way. when we reached kfc she disappeared into the toilet. aft a while darren said she could have fainted frm loss of blood. n since he was supposed to be frm sj, i went in to check on her. there was this rather impatient looking lady standing there. soon nicole joined me and togather we took this huge, as in HUGE , wad of toilet paper in case her nose bled again. so darren was trying to make her lean forward and audrey was leaning backwards cuz she said it would be disgusting if the blood kept flowing out and darren said its supposed to flow out and its ok and audrey said this is kfc and darren said its ok and audrey finnaly leaned forwards. and the bllod stopped. sj de jiu shi sj de.
goin to have my dinner now. i noe its kinda lyk 9+ now but i woke up at 11 today, so i had my lunch at lyk 4, so its pretty normal to have my dinner now.
god muz hate me...
